gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

venula:

things i would like to do:

  • kiss your face
  • kiss not your face
  • see you smile always
  • idk buy you things
  • make you mac and cheese
  • learn all your favourite songs
  • tell you that u r a cutie
  • have a sleepover without sleep u feel me
  • etc

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg